life of a living cliche

Hey guys? Do you know any appartment complexes that are up for rent?

Those rumors some of you might've heard that Mr. REDD is dead? Are true.

I...never thought I'd miss him.

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Like I need another reason to decide to go to cooking school...

First off: Since when did Ulrike get her own butler? I thought she wasn't allowed one after the last one decided that he was a mongoose 'cause she more or less drove him crazy...then again she was only 13 at the time. :/

I hope that Hayate kid makes it out with his sanity intact. ._.

Er anyway, I called dad earlier (who is STILL in Canada) and told him that I want to go a cooking school. I think he likes that idea. ^^

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I'm graduating. That feels so...weird saying that. I never thought this day would come considering all the crap we've been through. But hey, at least I'm graduating as myself and not as a giggly bimbo drone with a mind-controlled harem. >>;

I guess I'll keep this journal up online so I can sit back and remember my days here. And maybe update it once in awhile to check up on you guys.

I'm gonna miss you all.

-Orimoto Mali♥

Damn you feeling of impending doom.

...I think I'll let my hair grow out this time.

And...even though I lost, we're still ahead (I hope).

I dunno why but I feel like someone just invaded my turf.

And I didn't know I had a turf. o_o

Uh. We might need a new infirmary doctor.

Doctor Takahashi tried to kill me last night. ._.;

[PRIVATE]

Holy crap, I really did do that.

I called Step-mother and told that she was a little too late.

It was oddly satisfying to call her while she was busy CEO-ing it up and hear her screech in rage.

...And she started laughing. So I hung up. ._.;

Uh...victory?

...Step-Mother caught wind of this and claimed everything about me and Ixalm. If she dies, ownership will be moved to her daughter, Ulrike. And if she dies or decides to give us up, we'll become property of one of Step-mother's business partners which includes some mysterious people she wont tell me about and a pro-league manager. I am not allowed to mention any of their names otherwise assassinations will occur.

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No, I will not take the easy way out. I wont...

...I am getting some sort of deja vu and I don't know why.

So...whoever sent those butterflies after me probably now knows that their achilles heel is Mexican sunlight and fly swatters. And maybe spiders and...other stuff.

Oh why don't you stop hiding and show yourself already?


Well, at least Cancun was nice...

COOKING MAKES EVERYTHING FEEL BETTER.

...Yes. I still exist.

((She's trying to drown out her worries and teenage angst with baking. There are non-magical cookies, cake, brownies, and Hane Kuriboh shaped steaks all over the place in her room and they'll be around for awhile. Just for future reference if I ever do an event post involving her room. \o\;))

...Someone wants to kill me.

But...why?

Erland-san, how's Ixalm? Is that...thing gone?

So the tournament is finally going on and there's a new dorm.

I should prepare...

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Through mountains high and valleys low
The ocean, through the desert, snow
We'll say goodbye to the friends we know
This is our Exodus '048

Through traffic jams in Tokyo
New music on the radio
We'll say goodbye to the world we know
This is our Exodus '048


...I need a new change.

...Maybe I should open up a restaurant with a Duel Monsters theme or something when I graduate.

Hmmm, would a steak with mashed potatoes and...some sort of green vegetable meal shaped as a Hane Kuriboh be a good idea for a entree?

Good God, they're right. I am the worst Mary Sue ever.

Reading back, it looked like I was trying to take over the world with stupidity.

I'm so glad I broke free of that crap.

...Whose Kohara?

This island is the most craziest place I've ever been in.

This day seems pointless to me now.

What will happen if you command a magical satellite cannon to fire into a space/time rift?